NOW EXPERIENCING:Jacoby’s Tiki Bar

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Posted 18 Apr 2022

By
Alexandra Carlton


Gilligan’s Island meets The Love Boat meets Twin Peaks at this surreal tropical party palace in Sydney’s inner west.

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Why you goThe concept here is Tiki-gets-freaky, and you won’t be in any doubts about it the second you step through the billowing velvet curtains and into the door. The hula-dancing sister to the nearby saloon-style Earl’s Juke Joint, Jacoby’s is named after the tiki-obsessed Dr Jacoby in TV’s Twin Peaks. The décor is an all-senses riot of banana-palm print wallpaper, neon lighting made from glass floats in fishnets, a bamboo bar and cheesy sunset prints and you’ll have to strain to hear the bar guy’s welcome over the stereo. But don’t be fooled into thinking this is some sort of tacky Hawaiian-themed hen’s party gone bad; the service is always welcoming – they’ll plop a plate of nuts and chips in front of you before you sit down – and the juicy cocktails are mixed with a truly expert hand.
Why you stayBecause whatever time you get there, the party’s just getting started. By the end of the night, expect to be double-sipping from a bowl of something coconutty and curaçao-blue with a stranger, sweatily bellowing the lyrics to a Santana tune and banging your fist joyfully on the bar for another.
What drink to orderA cocktail. You must. The bigger and more flamboyant the better. Their signature slushy Piña Colada will transport you to Puerto Rico in a single slurp, while the Mai Tai is pure ’70s Hawaiian honeymoon. And the Mango Weis Daiquiri, made with Ratu white rum, gives a cheeky Aussie twist – you remember the servo ice-cream of (almost) the same name – to this Cuban classic. Absolutely everything comes decked out in a carnivale costume of fruit wedges, orchids and other flashy trash, served in great big retro fishbowl glasses or carved Tiki mugs that are all part of the fun. If you need a breather between the hard stuff, they also have a dynamic list of natural-focused wines and a bunch of beers on tap including neighbourhood goodies (the Inner West is, after all, Sydney’s craft beer capital) Grifter and Young Henrys.
What to pair it with
Aside from the welcome bar nibbles the only food on offer are the stretchy New York-style pies from Epic Pizza a few doors down. Goes without saying that the Aloha – ham and pineapple – is the appropriate choice here. If you’re too late for the pizza – they close orders at 9.45pm – Enmore has a few solid late-night feeds on offer if you know where to look. The chicken kahari curry from the local legends at Faheem’s Fast Food – a hop, skip and a jump away – should help mop up all that sugar and spice.
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Make it fancy
Unsurprisingly for what is basically a tropical island marooned on a busy urban street, these guys take rum – and rhum – very, very seriously. In fact, there’s a whole standalone rum menu – molasses-based, cachaca, rhum Agricole and spiced. And probably a bunch more bottles behind the bar that haven’t made it to the menu yet. Try a shot to see which one you like and then ask the guys to upgrade any of their next cocktail with the one that hulas happiest across your tastebuds.  
 
Who to take
The rowdiness puts this place pretty well off-limits for first dates or D&Ms; the noise levels mean the only thing you’re likely to find out about a new squeeze here is whether they prefer Mai Tais or Margaritas. Bring a group instead; the crowd is an up-for-it mix of late-night concertgoers spilling out of the nearby Enmore Theatre, local hospitality folk letting off steam after their shifts and on weekends, anyone who likes to howl out a David Bowie or Stranglers banger as they’re spun on the DJ’s decks.