Get ready, your “passionate” Aries friends are having a birthday.

Hot stuff coming through! Aries is in the house, the first and greatest star sign (author bias allowed). If you’re affronted by loud, boisterous, fiery loons, best avoid the Aries months because it’s going to be one hell of a party. They are the Ferris Buellers of the zodiac family and definitely give off this feral Ferris vibe: "The question isn’t, 'what are we going to do?' the question is, 'what aren’t we going to do?’” There’s no mistaking we/they are charming, attention-seekers. But don’t be fooled by the bravado; they have a super insecure side that needs a lot of attention. Like, a lot. But properly befriend an Aries and you have a friend for life. They are incredibly loyal and will back you no matter how much trouble you’re in. This is why, when it comes to Aries's birthday, you have to pull out all the stops. So, here is an Aries-approved list of drinks to gift your fiery ram friends on their favourite day of the year.

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1. For those who like it hot

Remember that little red guy from Inside Out? That’s Aries. They have an explosive temper that will, and does, get the best of them. You can almost see the smoke coming out of their ears when they’re in solid form. The best thing to do if you’re caught in the wake of an Aries is avoid getting too close or your eyebrows will get singed, wear protective gloves (because they’re hot) and let them blow off a bit of steam. On the flip side, if you’re ever in a spot of trouble, or someone is bullying you, guess which friend is running to your defence? That’s right, Aries. They’re the ultimate back-up and won’t ever go down without a fight – which is both intimidating and a tad stupid. But hey, you can’t (shouldn't) stop them. It makes sense that Aries crave a bit of fire and spice in their drinks, and a bottle of Dubliner Fiery Irish Liqueur is just that. With big licks of cinnamon and sweet flourishes of toffee ending in a sharp prickle of chilli, this is best served neat or over ice. Go on, add fuel to the fire (metaphorically, of course).

2. For the party people

Perhaps the most iconic scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is when our boy Matty B starts singing ‘Twist and Shout’ on top of a float in the middle of a giant parade. That’s what it’s like being friends with an Aries. They’re so often smack-bang in the middle of everything – both the party starter and life of the party. Here’s a tip: if you’re hosting a party and you want it to go off, make sure you get an Aries in there early. Guaranteed banger. So, what drink do we give someone who loves having fun, is super energetic and froths a bit of attention? Tommy’s Margaritas with Tromba Tequila Blanco, of course. It’s zesty, easy-drinking, made-for-everyone fun.

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3. For personalities the size of a blimp

Aries aren’t just loud and obnoxious. Oh no, they’ve also got these giant, bellowing, Pavorotti (RIP) personalities, unchanged since their expulsion from the womb. They don’t really care if you think they’re an acquired taste, nor do they care that they’re just a tad too honest. They’re unwaveringly themselves and, honestly, we love that for them. You do, you, legend. So, when gifting a bottle of wine to our dear ram friends, you’ve gotta match their energy. They need it big. They need it bold. They need it to be a Forester Estate Chardonnay. A delicious Margaret River chardonnay that smells of roasted nuts, honey, peach and smoky oak with a delish toasty, creamy taste to it. Trust us, your Aries mate will love it.

4. For the competitive AF

God forbid you get into a competition with an Aries. Even if it's just rock, paper, scissors, get comfortable because you’re in it for hours (or until they win). It’s all well and good if you’re on the same team as an Aries – they’ll get you the win or die trying. But we reiterate, say your prayers if you're up against them. It’s probably easier to lay down and accept defeat, because even if you win fair and square, an Aries will whine about it until they get their rematch. Ask yourself, is it really worth the effort? So what drink can we gift that quenches an Aries's competitive side? Get them an award-winning beer, specifically 2022's GABS winner – Mountain Culture Status Quo Pale Ale. Not only is it a deliciously hoppy, tropical brew from the Blue Mountains, but winning GABS is a super big deal. And if Aries isn’t already following their success, they’ll be stoked you got them a pack of winners.

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5. For those with zero patience

There are heaps of things an Aries hates (lists and lists), but if you really want to fire up an Aries (not a hard thing to do) make them wait. They have absolutely zero patience. They would prefer to ‘have an accident’ than wait in line for a bathroom. It could be because Aries’s other great hatred is being bored – and, well, waiting for anything is stupid boring. It’s an understandable irk, for sure. But making them wait too long will light their fuse and unleash the scary, fire-breathing Aries, and no one wants that. So, eliminate the wait time with a Brookvale Union Spiced Rum & Ginger Beer. No lines, no queues, no waiting for the bartender to notice them – it’s all there in a perfect little can. An exceptionally balanced ginger beer with just the right amount of spice. Sweet as.