There’s a fine art to cobbled-together cocktails – here are a few hacks.
If you’ve got a breakfast spread, you’ve got a cocktail (ingredient). We will bypass the Nutella in a Toblerone (blenders are great, huh?) because that’s pretty intuitive, and instead slide onto Vegemite and nut spreads. Now, peanut butter is a wondrous thing. It’s the king of spreadable nuts. In saying that, it is tricky to use. This is where good old fat-washing comes in handy – similar to what we’ve discussed in our Bacon-Washed Old Fashioned. Essentially, grab your peanut butter of choice and spread a thin layer at the bottom of a baking tray (with a lip), pour in your preferred bourbon, cover and rest overnight at room temp. Put the bourbon through a coffee filter and back into the bottle, discard the peanut butter, and hey presto! You’ve got a peanut butter fat-washed spirit, ready for a bougie Old Fashioned.
No Australian pantry is complete without a good old jug of Vegemite (yes, jug). Vegemite is a wizard ingredient because it can get a good hit of salt and umami into your cocktail. Many a folk before us have slugged it into a Bloody Mary for a nice salty, rounded kick, but if you want to be really adventurous, make a syrup with it – take 100mL agave syrup, 100mL boiling water and dissolve a teaspoon of Vegemite in it. Once it has cooled down, you can use it in anything, but we like it in an Espresso Martini for a bit of salty intrigue.
If your pantry is anything like ours, it’s stockpiled with vinegar and underused sauces. Why do we have so much red wine vinegar? Who knows, it’s one of life’s great mysteries. The good news is you can use it in your cocktails. Now, we’re not saying to use an excess amount of it because, well… vinegar. So, what we suggest is mixing it in a cocktail that is already quite sweet to give the drink a bit more depth. Things like a Swizzle – where there’s a good hit of sugar, citrus and ice. Just pour in around 20mL red wine vinegar (or to taste) to give that fruity cocktail a touch more complexity. Or chuck it in a frothy egg-whitey Sour for a bit of interest – just make sure you’re tasting the cocktail as you go to check that the sugar and citrus are working to balance the vinegar.
Right, onto the sauces. Bloody Marys, Micheladas and the like – those thick tomatoey drinks can take a lot of sauce. Good versions always have a balance of salt, spice, sugar and citrus. Instead of using Worcestershire Sauce (also a pantry fave), thin down a touch of oyster sauce and stir it through your tomato juice mix. The same goes for fish sauce, soy sauce and ponzu. You could even trial noodle seasoning and stock cubes in the mix as well. Have a play – we reckon some Thai chilli paste, lime, simple syrup, noodle seasoning (Maggi) and a lager like Singha is a great shout for a fancy Michelada.
Hot sauces can also be chucked into your tomato drinks. Experiment with all manner of chilli, even gochujang works a treat. Or if you’ve got a nice, crunchy, green jalapeño hot sauce, throw it into your Margarita for a spicy kick. Got miso lying around? Try our So-Miso recipe – it’s ridiculously good.
Speaking of Bloody Marys, if you’ve got a big old can of tomatoes in the back of your pantry, it’s Bloody Mary time. They’re like the kitchen sink of drinks – in a good way. If you don’t have tomato juice but do have a bunch of canned tomatoes, whizz them up in a blender with water and maybe a stalk of celery. If it’s too thick for your liking, give it strain through a sieve, or if you want it real thin, use a cheesecloth. Otherwise, bang it up in a shaker with some wasabi or horseradish, hot sauce, Worcestershire Sauce, salt, pepper, vodka (or whatever base spirit you have) and maybe even some Old Bay seasoning (another pantry OG), and you’ve got yourself a fine-looking Mary (pimp it up with our suggestions above).
Brine! Olive brine, in particular, is your best friend, specifically if it's good quality. The good stuff always has a li’l MSG in it, which makes it perfect for an absolutely filthy Martini. No vermouth? No problem. If you've got plenty of brine and either vodka or gin, then you’ve got yourself a bone-dry Martini. Just use more brine than you would normally and make sure you chill the mix way, way down – getting a good lick of dilution is essential.
If you’ve got canned chickpeas hiding away somewhere, you’ve got aquafaba – the gooey liquid you normally pour down the sink. Strain the chickpeas and keep the juice because it acts as a frothing agent and works the same way as egg whites. So, things like a Whiskey Sour, White Lady or anything with egg white holds up just as well with aquafaba. Best of all? It’s vegan.















