Nail the most important hosting gig of the year with these menus and drink matches for all types of cuisines.
There’s a certain type of person who lives to host Christmas. You know the one – they have hand-written placecards, personalised crackers, a department store-styled tree and not one bead of sweat on their brow. Then there are the rest of us who are overwhelmed by the mere thought of a Christmas menu. Are we serving classic Aussie? Italian? Japanese? It’s a lot.
If you’re looking for some pointers, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve created the ultimate Christmas classics cheat sheet, and we’ve covered more than a few cuisines. You’ll find starters, mains, dessert and, of course, the drinks to pair with them. So, bookmark this baby, and start planning the Christmas that everyone will be talking about for years to come.
1. Australian
2. English
3. American
Two words: crab cakes. That’s right, we’re going American style. And, yes, there’s remoulade sauce. There’s really only one answer here when it comes to the drinks – we’re pulling out the pale ales. Stone & Wood’s Easy Pale Ale stands up against the fried cakes without overwhelming them (and it’s refreshing as hell). Many Americans traditionally serve turkey, ham or beef (maybe all three), but the main meal? The sides. Mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, green bean casserole sauce, candied sweet potato – the protein really is a vessel for the sides.
An American dinner needs an American chardonnay, and it’s the Kendall Jackson Vintner’s Reserve Chardonnay for us – there’s flavours of pineapple, mango and citrus, with hints of vanilla, honey and oak. Mac and cheese and chardy? Say less. For dessert, it’s all about pie, preferably apple. We’re pairing a hefty slice with Buffalo Trace Bourbon – it has notes of vanilla, caramel, cinnamon and baking spices. It’s practically a pie in itself.
4. Mexican
5. Japanese
It’s become a tradition in Japan to eat KFC at Christmas (as if Christmas wasn’t already the best day of the year). In 1974, KFC launched a ‘Kentucky for Christmas’ campaign after noticing a gap in the market. Fast forward 50 years and it’s a nationwide tradition that’s ordered weeks in advance. So, grab a bucket of the Dirty Bird and a six-pack of Monsuta Okinawa Premium Draft for a lager that’s smooth, clean and rich with malt, and you’ve got yourself a pretty good Christmas.
You know what would top it off, though? A screening of Love Actually, a strawberry shortcake (AKA Japanese Christmas cake) – fresh cream and strawberries layered between fluffy layers of sponge – and a glass of moscato. We love Innocent Bystander’s Moscato – it’s sweet, but not too sweet, and packed with flavours of wild strawberries, violets and honeycomb. Yum.
6. French
7. Italian
8. Indian
9. German
We’re going rich in flavour for our German-inspired menu, so it has to be a juicy roasted duck stuffed with apple and other dried fruit, paired with sides like (more) stuffing, potato dumplings (drool) and red cabbage. You could go for a German riesling here, but the duck really demands pinot noir, so we’ve gone with the always-reliable Nanny Goat Pinot Noir. It’s a light, dry pinot from Central Otago in New Zealand – juicy with red cherries and red plums, there’s also a hint of spice.
You know we love two things, a theme and history, so, for dessert, we’re giving you both. Stollen is Germany’s oldest baked good, which is especially popular at Christmas. It’s an oval-shaped fruit bread that’s jam-packed with dried fruits, candied citrus, nuts, marzipan and spices, and then coated in icing sugar to resemble a snow-capped Germany. Grab the rocks glasses because we’re serving Cognac, specifically Martell Blue Swift, which is made from 100% Martell VSOP Cognac before being finished in bourbon casks. You'll taste ginger and candied fruit with toasted oak from the casks.
10. Filipino
Bringhe is the Filipino-spin on paella (it’s also known as Kapampangan paella), and it’s made with glutinous rice, chicken, coconut milk, vegetables like capsicum, onion and carrot, plus turmeric and banana leaves for cooking. We’re cracking a San Miguel Pale Pilsen, which comes straight from the Philippines. It's smooth and full-bodied and will cut through the richness and creaminess that comes from the coconut milk. Then, it’s time for the main event – the lechon (or roasted pig). Lechon is a whole roasted suckling pig known for its crispy, shiny skin. Serve this alongside garlic rice and vegetables, and don’t forget the lechon sauce – it's a liver pate-based sauce made with vinegar, garlic, onion and sugar (you can also serve lechon with soy sauce and vinegar). We’re going to need a celebratory wine to match, so we’ve selected Torbreck's The Sporran Shiraz from the Barossa Valley – you can expect dark fruits on the nose and black fruits and spice on the palate.
Now, you can’t have a Filipino banquet without bringing out a leche flan (it’s similar to a crème caramel except it doesn't use cream and is richer and heavier). We love caffeine with our leche flan, so we’re shaking up a round of Espresso Martinis. The backbone of this excellent cocktail is vodka (we’re using Mishka) and coffee liqueur (go for Mr Black Cold Brew). Coffee and caramel? Yes, please.
11. Spanish
Jamón ibérico, rich cheeses, pickled vegetables – you’ll need these to build a charcuterie board – the only way to kick off a Spanish-inspired Christmas menu. Well, that and a glass of the Chapel Hill Enlightened Rosé. This rosé has an ABV of 8%, so, as the name suggests, it’s on the lighter side and bursting with notes of raspberry and sour cherry. It will absolutely slot right in with a plate of jamón, cheeses like manchego, a good blue, and a pile of picked veg. For something more substantial, we’re cooking cordero asado, which is especially popular in the Catalan region. It’s roasted lamb marinated with garlic, lemon and herbs, served with a big bowl of patatas fritas (AKA roast potatoes). Wine? Yes, please. We’re pouring Bideona Tempranillo de Laderas from Rioja. This tempranillo brings flavours of blackberries, cherries and herbs and spice.
Let’s talk dessert – we’re serving turrón (a Spanish nougat that’s typically made from toasted almonds, honey, sugar and egg) and flan – a baked custard topped with a toffee caramel layer. Pick up a bottle of Barbadillo La Cilla Pedro Ximenez for a taste of sultanas and caramel. Talk about a match made in heaven.



















