NOW EXPERIENCING:The Croxton

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Posted 13 Apr 2023

By
Hilary Simmons


Sometimes you don’t want a fancy pub, you want a live music venue with a bistro attached and a history of sticky floors.

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Why you go

Sometimes you want a no-frills pub meal. You fancy a steak with chips or a parma with molten cheese, and you don't want fancy jus or panko breadcrumbs. You're heading to a gig, and you need to get a solid meal into you before you enjoy a big night out. So where do you go?

The answer, my friends, is the Croxton. This live music fave is a Thornbury institution. Built in 1844 when 'things were built to last' (or so those long-dead relatives say), it's a huge old pub with a heap of heart and gloriously daggy décor. It won't win a beauty contest any time soon. Nor will you likely find it featured on the Insta feed of Melbourne influencers. But who cares? You're guaranteed to get a table, a quick and hunger-busting meal, and solid service that isn't remotely stuck-up.

 

Why you stay

Of course, there's much more to the Croxton than the bistro and front bar. The bandroom is the stuff of Melbourne legend. Back in the 1970s and 80s, it was the stomping ground of some of Australia's biggest rock acts, including AC/DC, Midnight Oil, Skyhooks, Men at Work and INXS. In fact, AC/DC played nine gigs there over the course of one frantic year, always closing out the show with their 1975 hit 'Baby, Please Don't Go.'

Reopened in 2016 after a lick of paint and the instalment of a phenomenal new PA, the bandroom has once again become a hallowed place for established and emerging Aussie bands. In recent history, the massive 14-metre stage has welcomed G Flip, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Amyl and the Sniffers, Seth Sentry, The Smith Street Band, Hiatus Kaiyote and Karnivool. Pre-Covid, there were plenty of big internationals hitting the Croxton stage too – think Parquet Courts, King Krule, Khruangbin and more. Post-covid, the crowds are back for live music, and a rock 'n' roll resurrection is underway. Check out the Croc’s website or Instagram feed to stay in the loop.

 

What drink to orderBeer is the obvious drink of choice here, but bar staff won’t bat an eyelid if you opt for a tall frosty glass of lemon, lime and bitters or an appetite-whetting Aperol Spritz. Footy plays live and loud on the big screen in the bistro for those who like to keep track of the action. For those who don’t, there’s plenty of room to sequester yourself away from the loud commentary and have a laugh with friends.
What to pair it withThe food menu is simple, fair-priced and approachable. It will give you the right kind of fuel to get through a late night or help you recover after one. Share a plate of southern fried cauliflower bites or crispy buffalo wings with a mate, then move onto fish ‘n’ chips or porterhouse steak. The chicken parma battles an eggplant version for popularity, and $8 pizzas are a go-to choice if you’re broke. There’s even nosh for youngsters, with nuggets, burgers and chips arriving with a bonus soft drink and dessert.
Why we love itNothing that people love about this historic Thornbury pub and live music destination has really changed or been disturbed over the years. Its history is its greatest drawcard, and there’s something pretty cool about standing in a place where people have toasted everything from the Gold Rush to the ANZAC Diggers to World Series cricket.
Don’t leave without Don’t leave the Croxton without checking out the bandroom, even if you’re not seeing a gig. It’s a unique place bursting with history and physically embodies the phrase, “if these walls could talk…”
Who to takeDuck in for a quick meal before heading out, bounce there when you’re at a loss on where to go with a crowd of mates, or take an out-of-towner there to show off your very Melbournian knowledge of Australian rock history. The Croxton will always welcome you and have you standing shoulder-to-shoulder with strangers at a gig in no time.