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Painkiller cocktail recipe

total time 7 MINS | serves 1 | standard drinks per serve 1.6 approx.

Read time 3 Mins

Posted 04 Jul 2023

By
Bec Dickinson


A tropical drink that is totally painless to make.

About the cocktail

To taste the original Painkiller cocktail, you had to be willing to get wet. As in, disembark off a boat into the ocean’s shallows and wade your way to the sandy solace of the shoreline through the radiant waters of White Bay in the British Virgin Islands. Still, though, a good test of cocktail commitment.

You may wonder about the condition of these voyagers’ belongings after arriving on Jost Van Dyke Island, (or now you are), but considering they were heading to a place called Soggy Dollar Bar, wet money wasn’t just accepted, it was welcome. What would you receive in return? A Painkiller. Not for the post-swim exertion – again, it’s the cocktail.

Created in the 1970s by Daphne Henderson, this shaken drink is a tropical combination of orange and pineapple juice, navy-strength dark rum (traditionally Pusser’s Rum), coconut cream and sugar syrup. Considered similar to the Piña Colada, it’s just a little spicier, fruitier, sweeter and comes in a tiki mug.

Pusser’s Rum is made on the neighbouring island of Tortola, and its founder Charles Tobias and Daphne were friends. However, they weren’t close enough for Daphne to share her cocktail recipe or to stop Charles from recreating his own version, and then trademarking the name and recipe as his own.

No remedy (or paracetamol) to the situation, the Painkiller cocktail then became the signature drink of the British Virgin Islands, where you can still paddle through the water to buy one. Or you can just make one yourself. Much easier.

A glass of Painkiller cocktail
A glass of Painkiller cocktail

Ingredients

  • 50mL navy-strength dark rum
  • 30mL coconut cream
  • 30mL fresh orange juice
  • 15mL fresh pineapple juice
  • 15mL sugar syrup
  • Garnish: freshly grated nutmeg, cinnamon stick, orange wedge, mint sprigs and a cocktail cherry

Method

  1. Add all ingredients to small cocktail shaker
  2. Chuck in a good amount of ice (cubes preferred)
  3. Give it a good shake – until the tin gets a bit frosty
  4. Carefully strain the cocktail into a large tiki mug or highball glass
  5. Garnish with the grated nutmeg, cinnamon, orange wedge, mint and cocktail cherry

Dan’s top tips

Contrary to Charles Tobias’s opinion, Pusser’s Rum isn’t a hard-and-fast rule. In fact, the rum options are quite broad. Shake in any navy-strength dark rum or experiment with your rum of choice. Spiced and aged varieties can also work particularly well – just make sure it’s something with a rich, bold flavour.

Compared to the flexibility of rum, given this is a juice-forward cocktail, aim for fresh orange and pineapple juice. Extra points for any actual hands-on squeezing. You will taste the difference.

The garnishes here, like many tiki-mug toppers, are generous and vibrant, so this is a perfect time to flex your creativity. Bust out a wedge of pineapple to hang on the rim, or even welcome back cocktail umbrellas.

If you’re now in the tropical mindset, you could push the boat out with other Caribbean cocktails  including the Passionfruit Mojito, Watermelon Mojito and the Daiquiri. All totally painless to make.